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Pit Stop
Racer Ryan (dafoxes)
Race Number 21
Date Mon, 25 Jan 2016 20:01:50
Speed 49 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents nukeclock (2nd place) thatisdifficult (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)