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Pit Stop
Racer Daenon (daenon_9110)
Race Number 18
Date Thu, 24 Dec 2020 8:53:44
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents nexon09111 (3rd place) ppmoose (2nd place) ralphsantos_au (4th place) v1per2000 (5th place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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