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Racer DachshundUni (dachshunduni)
Race Number 14
Date Thu, 19 Mar 2020 1:19:46
Speed 123 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents gianthetaco (1st place) rainnonquit (3rd place)

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First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.
— (other) by David Crane and Marta Kauffman (see stats)

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