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Racer HEY (dabesstest)
Race Number 527
Date Wed, 19 Mar 2014 2:37:08
Speed 57 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents arual (4th place) samago (1st place) scrubber (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)