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Racer okasha (cyberfreaker)
Race Number 16
Date Fri, 24 May 2019 6:20:18
Speed 37 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents bertramsuhr (4th place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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