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Pit Stop
Racer Olle (crimp)
Race Number 21
Date Fri, 12 May 2017 11:39:59
Speed 43 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents wonoz (3rd place) xephyr001 (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)