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Pit Stop
Racer Warren (craggles)
Race Number 1015
Date Wed, 15 May 2019 12:33:59
Speed 52 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents border_b (2nd place) pa7adox (3rd place) thetypingfreak (1st place)

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There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.
Order, Order! The Rise and Fall of Political Drinking (book) by Ben Wright (see stats)

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