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Pit Stop
Racer Jeffrey (coonshooter33)
Race Number 128
Date Thu, 31 Jan 2019 17:09:04
Speed 118 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents kole_junior (3rd place) raiderv (2nd place)

Text typed:

I was talking to this guy, you know, and I just happened to throw my purse on the sofa and my diaphragm goes flying out. So I just froze, you know, "ahh!", staring at my diaphragm. You know, it's just lying there.
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)