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Pit Stop
Racer CmikuC (cmikuc)
Race Number 333
Date Fri, 28 Aug 2020 23:50:26
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents arturo_levi (1st place)

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Wrong, sir. Wrong. Under Section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained" et cetera, et cetera, "fax mentis incendium gloriae cultum" et cetera, et cetera, "memo bis punitor delicatum." It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (movie) by Mel Stuart (see stats)

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