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Racer Chewie (chewiejohns)
Race Number 875
Date Tue, 13 Apr 2021 10:40:14
Speed 52 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents sickoo_mode (4th place) sirnacl (1st place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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