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Pit Stop
Racer Josh (chefcheri)
Race Number 131
Date Thu, 1 Aug 2013 20:25:20
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.7%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents inoahlot4 (2nd place) kellysgreens (1st place) kortek (4th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)