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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer cereal (cerealloser)
Race Number 3
Date Thu, 7 Sep 2023 2:45:36
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents evome (4th place) neczylols (1st place) straightupluck (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)

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