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Racer Duane (cduane)
Race Number 3
Date Wed, 19 Dec 2012 22:22:56
Speed 93 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents dcohen91 (2nd place) set276 (3rd place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)