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Racer Emily (buttmunchaa609)
Race Number 160
Date Thu, 21 Nov 2024 1:35:35
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents chilentoz (5th place) orange426 (4th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!" (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)

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