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Pit Stop
Racer Bro (bruhbro)
Race Number 56
Date Thu, 26 Sep 2019 16:05:26
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents poopbutts (1st place)

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I'm now reading a message from the guy who writes the news. Believe it or not, I'll read anything he writes! It's incredible. If it's on the teleprompter, I'll read it, no questions asked. My mind is on my dinner reservations. There's a kind of Zen perfection to my vacuity. Oops, I see we're almost out of time. Back to the broadcast. And that's tonight's news. For all of us here at ABC News, I'm overpaid.
— (book) by Garry Trudeau (see stats)

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