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Racer plotieirei (brncmn)
Race Number 30
Date Tue, 21 Mar 2017 13:38:24
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents dragxon (1st place) larrysucks (2nd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)