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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Kris (blitze) |
| Race Number | 91 |
| Date | Fri, 24 May 2019 14:23:12 |
| Speed |
69 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | direnta (3rd place) goddessofsass (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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