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Racer Austin (austinisworsethanyou)
Race Number 3
Date Wed, 8 Apr 2020 2:16:35
Speed 70 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents jasonisbetterthanyou (1st place)

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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
Easy A (movie) by Will Gluck (see stats)

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