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Racer Arslan (arslan07)
Race Number 49
Date Thu, 10 Dec 2020 9:14:42
Speed 32 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents rdrnd (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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