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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Michael (aquarianpython) |
| Race Number | 80 |
| Date | Tue, 1 Apr 2014 16:47:50 |
| Speed |
97 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.9% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | drunkracer (3rd place) excaligo (2nd place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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