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Racer Apu (apustaja)
Race Number 148
Date Mon, 26 Jul 2021 2:37:36
Speed 118 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents an66 (2nd place) micky15 (4th place) roundhousebozo (3rd place)

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Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir (book) by Norm Macdonald (see stats)

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