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Pit Stop
Racer Luis (angrybateman)
Race Number 7
Date Mon, 4 Sep 2017 13:08:56
Speed 62 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents salmonic (5th place)

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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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