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Racer hi cutie (an66atwork)
Race Number 1505
Date Wed, 30 Oct 2019 20:18:59
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents periwinklepencil (2nd place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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