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Racer whooshhhh (adummm)
Race Number 361
Date Wed, 6 Jan 2016 0:57:56
Speed 92 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents christophski (2nd place) xeleth (3rd place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)