Guest
Race Result Details |
| Racer | Jared (adskfn) |
| Race Number | 220 |
| Date | Tue, 3 Mar 2026 1:24:06 |
| Speed |
87 WPM
 Try to beat?
|
| Accuracy | 96.2% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
Text typed:
|
Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
|