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Pit Stop
Racer ᅚu (actmyname)
Race Number 199
Date Fri, 26 May 2017 14:37:56
Speed 115 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents chimchimchim (3rd place) pieveruscake (2nd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)