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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Shaun (aashaun) |
| Race Number | 22 |
| Date | Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:32:33 |
| Speed |
73 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.9% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | lookdownnotjustup (4th place) nokuto (5th place) ouni (3rd place) |
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I'm now reading a message from the guy who writes the news. Believe it or not, I'll read anything he writes! It's incredible. If it's on the teleprompter, I'll read it, no questions asked. My mind is on my dinner reservations. There's a kind of Zen perfection to my vacuity. Oops, I see we're almost out of time. Back to the broadcast. And that's tonight's news. For all of us here at ABC News, I'm overpaid.
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40: A Doonesbury Retrospective
 (book)
by Garry Trudeau
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