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Pit Stop
Racer Rens (1v1meinrlfgt)
Race Number 15
Date Thu, 26 Jan 2017 10:58:54
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents cantera (2nd place) khangaroo (1st place)

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And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out. You could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though, you need about sixteen. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute... Hence the expression "greedy as a pig."
— (movie) by Guy Ritchie (see stats)