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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Cloud (1cloud0)
Race Number 41
Date Tue, 7 Apr 2020 12:42:14
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents xpirep (2nd place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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